We literally can't even.
Has anyone considered dropping their kid off at daycare and never returning? We know it’s crossed your mind at least once… or twice. If you’ve ever had to clean up after a toddler, you already know that the amount of disgust is endless.
Seasoned parents and sitters know that you can’t leave them alone for two minutes. This guy, who is clearly an amateur, found out the price of turning his back on his kid real quick. Check it out.
Parenting is not for the faint of heart. This guy learned quickly just how tough one has to be to keep a small, sometimes annoying, human being alive.
“Mayra was out teaching her workout class, Alessandra was sleep in her room and the dogs were outside. I had the house to myself and I was taking full advantage of watching unimpeded YouTube videos,” the dad said.
He continued, “I decided I wanted a piece of the chocolate cake we made for Jesse’s Cub Scout thing the other day, so I made my way up to the main floor. As I’m going upstairs I smell something foul. I scan the basement from the stairs thinking the dogs dropped a deuce before I let them outside. I see nothing….. And then my blood runs cold when I realize the stink is coming from the upper floor. I run up the stairs screaming no, no, no, no, till I get to Alessandras room.”
That’s gonna leave a stain
“There is literally no good place to pick my daughter up to get her to the bath, so I just knock the baby gate over so she can walk out on her own terms. Instead of walking out of her room she smiles up at me and extends her arms for me to pick her up. I yell Hell No!” he recanted.