Domino's keeps it real!
Domino’s and I, like many people, have a love-hate relationship. When I order “D-no’s” it’s usually out of desperation, but honestly it’s usually just a cry for help. As the official “I hate myself” pizza chain of America, people don’t tend to take their orders very seriously.
That brings us to one New York diner who decided to ask his local Domino’s joint to send him their “baddest” delivery driver on hand… and they came through.
This is Ford. Ford likes pizza. Ford is your average, college-aged guy, and like most dudes in that demographic, he drinks like a fish.
Ford got hungry
One night Ford decided to order something “off the menu” from a New York Domino’s. What he didn’t realize is that the term “baddest” is always open for interpretation…
Rolling The Domino Dice
Domino’s played along; little did Ford know that what he was about to get was certainly the “baddest b***h” they had on hand…
Keep in mind, people – this is Domino’s pizza… One time when I was short on cash, I tipped a pizza driver in weed and he was “stoked”.
Read on to see what Ford got…