The doctors know better than you... always
Not a Real Doctor
I introduced myself to a patient as Doctor… your anesthetist. Patient said that I could not be a doctor as anesthetists aren’t doctors. Not long after another patient asked me if I had to go to university to be an anesthetist and still another asked me if I had to know as much as a pharmacist. (cookie5427)
I’m too sexy
Ophthalmologist here. Told patient he needed reading glasses which he didn’t believe. I explained that everyone develops presbyopia eventually. “Come on, George Clooney doesn’t wear reading glasses!” A) Yes he does & B) Not sure why you are comparing yourself with him… (aworkingmom)
Had a female patient. Her mom asked me to adjust her scrotum. Trying not to burst out laughing, I said “Your daughter’s scrotum?” She acted like I was stupid and pointed to the back of her neck.
I knew she wouldn’t listen as she was so convinced so I stopped arguing with her. And I also wanted her to go around saying it to other people. (Laceface_12)