It may not be right, but it's funny
It can be so nerve-racking to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the very first time, but it’s like hell when he wants to make it clear that you better be good to his little girl or he’s coming after you. Men love to display dominance over other men until they can prove themselves worthy. These daddies of Reddit were armed to the teeth, literally and metaphorically, when their grown-up little girls brought those boys around. Are you just waiting for that day to come in your life?
My dad went into a public bathroom at the same time as my boyfriend and told him he had a nice penis : (geshikhte)
“Thanks. It’ll be inside your daughter later” Assert dominance. (kaiden333)
When my dad met my sister’s boyfriend (whom she is now married to) for the first time, he answered the door butt naked like nothing was wrong. (audiate)
A Kiss Goodnight
My (white Jewish) sister bright her (black Christian) boyfriend on a family vacation. One night, my dad walked up to my sister and gave her a kiss goodnight. Her boyfriend looked at him and asked, “no kiss for me mr. ________?” So my dad turns to him, and kisses this black man with about a foot on him, right on the lips. I have never been in a quieter room. (MrCronkite)