It's all lies
Well, there’s a lot of people who think that calling the green container “parmesan cheese” is blasphemy (licucf80)
The wasabi you get at the store and most sushi places is dyed horseradish (ChefHannibal)
No Purple Stuff?
I referred to sunny d as orange juice all my life. I knew there was something different about it, I just never bothered to call it [anything] else. We never had sunny d and orange juice at the same time so it never really mattered.
My wife asked me to pick up some OJ one day and I came back with Sunny D. Her jaw was on the floor. (PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD)