Dunkin’ Doughnuts – Dunkie
He wears a coffee cup. Made of doughnuts, he holds a plate of doughnuts. Is he made of doughnuts, or at the doughnuts made of him? He screams, for he does not know the answer.
Six Flags – Mr. Six
A memorable mascot, at least, Mr. Six was simply an older bald man dancing to “We Like to Party”. Again, totally a person parents want to take their children around.
McDonalds (again) – Speedee
The ORIGINAL Mascot for the fast food chain, Speedee has the head of a burger and the wink of a 40-year-old man in Miami for the first time.