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Guy Finds List of Relationship “Rules” and They’re Absolutely Ridiculous

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Follow the rules?

Wise beyond her years, Marilyn Monroe once said, “It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone — so far.” This statement aged like a fine wine, holding true decades after it was spoken.

However… too many people end up “unhappy with someone.” It is way too common for people to find themselves settling for the liar with the beautiful smile, the cheater with the soft eyes, or the lackluster conversationalist with the great car.

Then there are those who like a challenge. The I-can-change-them types are all too familiar.

When this girl set out to straighten up her boyfriend’s act, she didn’t mess around. She even typed it out in list format and printed it for him. The eight rules she set for her man left no room for misunderstanding. Honestly, homegirl scared us all.

Twitter user Kyle Keyes (@kkeyes96) posted a picture of part of the list after finding it inside of a used car he bought. Fifteen thousand retweets later, the list made its way to a few media outlets.

Kyle didn’t know whose boyfriend the list applied to or whose girlfriend wrote the list in the first place, but he knew one thing for sure: he and his girlfriend Brittnay didn’t have those problems.

crazy mad teen girl insidiously looking at the camera

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