Get ready to crack up
Valentine’s Day is near and if you’re single like me, you won’t be having big plans. But if you’re trying to get out of a relationship by the 14th and are having a little trouble letting your Someone special down easy, you may wanna give him or her a Trump Valentine’s Day card to do the trick.
Internet user TKFN4212817 (we’ll just call them TK for short) came up with a hilarious idea to force your lover to break up with you. TK selected a few of Trump’s many exaggerated facial expressions along with his most asinine quotes and created Valentine’s Day cards for all to enjoy. There’s no better way to get rid of your lover than giving them a card plastered with the face of (possibly) the most hated man in America right now. With un-romantic phrases like “I’d executive order you into my arms” and “I’d date you like I’d date Ivanka,” your bae is sure to make you a newly-single person in no time.
I don’t think this one would make your boo laugh. You’re a for sure goner after this one.
I’d Date You…
Ew. Just ew. Valentine’s Day just got real creepy.
Because Trump makes us all shake when we see him. Shake with fear, that is.
Keep reading to see more hysterical (and scary) cards!