Soooo.... who does everybody like?
“What’s the worst movie (or book) you’ve seen/read?”
Everybody likes gushing about their favorites, but it’s even MORE fun to bash something you really hate! Plus, their reasons for hating it are so diverse, as opposed to why someone loves something, which are more or less the same. Kinda like the first line in Anna Karenina: Happy families are all alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in their own way. (Random-Rambling)
I’m a phlebotomist for a plasma donation center. I always ask how donors’ weekends went. One day I asked a young girl and she said, “terrible”. Out of habit I accidentally asked why, and she told me that she had caught her boyfriend of 5 years was cheating on her on their anniversary. I didn’t know what to say so after what felt like a minute I asked, “so have you seen the new Jurassic Park”? Ever since then that had been my go to. (djalley22)
fellow phleb here. here’s how i break ice with some patients:
me: who’s your fav. disney princess?
patient: (insert disney princess here)
me: mine is POKE-ahontas (i poke them as i say this)
they either laugh or become more frightened. (milflover007)
If you can’t beat ’em, insult ’em
Did you know Genghis Khan was illiterate?
He also had the largest continuous land based empire in all of history.
What have you done with your literacy? (PimpOv3rlord)