It's just a little bit of revenge
Comedy is truly the spice of life; it never lets you down as much as the promise of love or a supposed good time. In fact, a good joke can liven your spirits and make you see things in a different light. Though you may not feel like these little comedic things are all that funny, they have a remarkably long-lasting impact. You’ll never forget these jokes; you may feel compelled to spread them around yourself one day.
I think my favorite is giving passwords over the phone. I use the proper NATO phonetic alphabet, except for Q. It’s “Q as in cucumber.” “Wait what? Cucumber starts with a C.” “Oh, no I meant a regular cucumber, not a sea cucumber.”(browner87)
I like to use figures of speech that don’t exist, followed by “you know what I’m saying?” “You can’t make a fruit salad if you don’t have any peaches, you know what I’m sayin?” More often than not, people get really confused and just agree. (BackSeatGremlin)
Just say “Remember me from a long time ago?” If they say no, just smile and say “Think about it” smile and walk away. This happened to me once a few years ago and I am still confused. (Msalison)