RIP pure, cuddly, hopeful Ken Bone. Hello, gross Ken.
So, it’s official: The internet ruins everything.
For one fleeting moment we had pure, national treasure Kenneth Bone to look to in these dark political times. Then the internet found him and he did an AMA on AskReddit from the account he’s been using for years. This may not seem like a big deal, but it is because it revealed his Reddit history and along with it hundreds of comments he’s made over the past few years. Now we know what Ken thinks about basically everything— and a lot of it is weirding out the internet.
On Spitting Game
Have you ever said “We ken bone” when your wife asks what you wanna do tonight? (RyanMcCourt)
Ken Bone does not ask. He commands by his imposing yet cuddly presence. (StanGibson18)
This is like, definitely a joke, but dude can we not refer to ourselves in the third person online or anywhere for that matter? K, great, thanks.
On Actual Snoop Dogg Asking Him to Hang Out
I’m in LA late next week, maybe we can hook up. Big fan here. My dad wants to roll wit da Dogg big time, you me and him could do some tight stuff.
That didn’t sound cool at all, did it? (StanGibson)
I don’t even know what is happening here. Can you imagine Ken Bone and Snoop chilling? That’s actually something I’d like to see play out.
On a Post About Legos Titled “Considerably Larger Than Expected”
Your title also accurately describes the reaction of my body to this masterpiece. (StanGibson18)
Ken Bone, you are a grown ass adult. In your thirties and you have a 12 year old kid, why does everything still need to be a boner joke? And this comment was about Legos. Legos!