Prepare to die with laughter
One day, as a little girl, I went to the bathroom in JCPenny. I got in the stall, and I noticed a woman and her baby girl were in the stall next to me. The bathroom didn’t smell like roses, so I assumed it was the woman who was next to me. Well, her baby girl confirmed my assumption when she screamed out, “Mommy, we stink!”
The woman immediately shushed her daughter. Meanwhile, I tried my best to contain my laughter. It was extremely hard. All I could do was wash my hands and run out of there.
That was legit over 15 years ago, but I still remember it to this day. If you thought that was funny, wait until you hear the following stories. A Reddit user posed the question, “Parents of Reddit, what’s the most embarrassing thing your children have done in public?”
Wait until you read the responses.
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“I was grocery shopping with my daughter, then 2(ish). She’s sitting in the cart and starts squinting one eye and yelling ‘Arrrrr’ like a pirate. Does this a few times. I turn to pick something off the shelf and see a man behind me wearing an eyepatch. Oops.” (ivy_tamwood)
Token Friend
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“My son was at the park playing with a little boy and they were having a great time when he suddenly yells to me across the park, ‘LOOK MOM! I HAVE A BLACK FRIEND NOW!'” (Mistah-Jay)
Daddy’s Weiner
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“My father-in-law was at the store with his youngest daughter who I think was like 3 or 4 at the tine, and they got in line to be checked out, and she was running around and went between his legs and accidentally head butt his groin and exclaimed (she couldn’t pronounce her r’s well, mind you)
‘ugh, dad youw weinow hit me in the face!’, then stood in silent contemplation and said ‘it’s okay daddy, I love you weinow’.
He was absolutely mortified.” (alecbrownbear)