What if there really IS no spoon?
We’ve all had our fair share of epiphanies. One day you’re sitting there in traffic or watching the suds of your shampoo spiral down the shower drain and BAM… stricken by the freight train that is your own mind!
These realizations can sometimes be universally impactful (like when Doc Brown hit his head on the toilet seat and drew up the flux capacitor) or just be completely useless in practical terms. Still, it’s important to remember that to err may be human, but to “ah-ha!” is divine!
The following revelations may be simple, but it will leave you wondering what the heck else you’ve been missing all your life.
What’s a ton of people really look like?
“A ton of people is literally 12 to 15 people.” (CornfishPie)
So the next time someone asks you how many people are at the party, it’s OK to tell your friend to hurry up because there actually is already a ton of people there.
LIFE IS A LIE…
What’s next? Are we going to learn that Barry Bonds, Barry Sanders, and Barry Manilow are just produce in disguise?!
The thought that counts?
Same thing goes for flowers, it’s like, “Here- I like you so I killed some plants, removed them from their home, and brought them to you!”