This is going to be a wild ride for your mind
My favourite is the ‘Catch 22’ paradox. This is where you may need something, but you can only have it if you don’t need it.
The Catch 22 of loans and banks that gets me. I wanted a loan, for some reason or other, and the reply from the bank was, ‘If you had the money in your savings account, we would be only too pleased to lend you the money.’
My reply to this was, ‘If I had the money, I wouldn’t need the loan.’ (rj1376138)
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious. It’s the word to say when you don’t know what to say, but then you would know to say it if you didn’t know what to say. (Oyster-Tomato-Potato)
The Smell of Desperation
The dating experience. The more one pursues a romantic interest the more that interest will be repelled. (b_dont_gild_my_vibe)
Admittedly I’m hopeless at dating, but I’ve been led to believe that some level of pursuit is needed, it’s just hard to get the balance right. And also the other person has to like you. (toomanyattempts)