The Internet at the Speed of Thought

Man Gets Freaky With a Fish for His Followers but It Doesn’t Go as Planned

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We live in a high-tech age where amorous lovers can hook themselves up to machines to get the feeling that their significant other is right there with them even though they’re nowhere near them. You can buy a fully-functional robot to take care of your needs. You can dirty talk with someone you don’t even know on the other side of the world.

One man, however, doesn’t care for modern technology to get his kicks. He chose to use the innards of a sea creature to pleasure himself. He’ll probably want to change his ways now that he knows how painful such enterprises can be.

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