Mensez: The Period Solution
Ok, I understand how someone could think a period is gross. If they were uneducated and immature, yes, I could see it.
When I was in high school, I once had a boy ask me if I just stood over the tub for five minutes while I had my period. He thought my period lasted for five minutes. If only…
However, that was a silly high school boy. Yes, he probably should have known better by the time he was in high school, but still, we will give him a pass.
Do you want to know who does not get a pass? This grown adult man from Kansas, a chiropractor at that! Wait until you see what this male chiropractor is trying to sell to women.
Daniel’s Genius Product
Daniel Dopps, a chiropractor from Kansas, thinks that periods are just gross. Ok, fine Daniel, you can think that, just don’t go doing anything crazy. Oh, wait…
Daniel thinks that he is, in fact, a smart man. He has come up with a solution to end our disgusting periods. By “end” … I mean he put our lady bits in some serious danger.
Warning: Do not ever use Daniel’s “genius” product!
Have you ever wished you could just glue your vagina shut, keeping yourself from bleeding while on your period? Me neither.
Of course, at times, we all wish our periods would just go away (cramps bloating, etc., ew), but I would never attempt to glue my labia shut.
That doesn’t even solve anything; you’d just have a pool of blood piling up inside of you!
Dopps does not see it that way, probably because he has never had a period. He created a “feminine lipstick” that will allow you to, in fact, glue your labia shut. He even has a (now deleted) Facebook account for the product, which by the way, is called Mensez. Clever.
Wait until you read the wisdom Daniel Dopps dropped on us period having fools.