Just leave the money and ramble on.
But, wait! There’s more!
“Plus, I missed the beach barbecue and there was a cute leprechaun I had my eye on!
So, here you go! Here’s your cash. Spend it wisely!! No sweets or sugary drinks. I’m heading back to Bermuda and I have to be quick as my tractor leaves in five minutes.
If your other tooth comes out over half term do me a favor and glue it back for a bit! Let me have the rest of my holiday! This is a stressful job — some days it’s like pulling teeth! — And I need a break.
All the best, blah blah
Parents, you gotta step up your game! Did you like this cheeky note? Then SHARE and blah blah blah.