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No Hetero: Mayor Bans STRAIGHT People From Entering This Infamous Small Town

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No hetero!

The next time you tell someone to “Go to Hell,” you might as well buy them a plane ticket to Michigan. That’s where you can find this infamous small town, Hell, Michigan, which has been notable for a while for obvious reasons.

But with society progressing and changing as rapidly as it has been, Hell, Michigan has changed as well. Now, its mayor has instituted a pretty controversial ban… on heterosexuals.

We know, sounds controversial… but we’ve gotta say that we’re totally here for this lighthearted way to make a serious point!

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