Um. Get thee to thy doctor!
What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done? Eat a booger? Sat in someone else’s pee in a public restroom? Popped a giant cyst? Child’s play compared to this!
Nothing you’ve done could top what this mom accidentally did. Lured in by something sweet, she didn’t find out until the next day how sour it really was. Get ready to dry heave!
Kids are weird.
Even if you don’t have children, you know how gross they are. From snot running down their noses to their mouths to putting rocks in their mouths, little human don’t know any better when it comes to germs.
While you can tell them that something is dirty all day, their curiosity outweighs anything.
Taking a Big Whiff
Ashford Evans, mother of three, is a blogger at Biscuits and Gravy, which is where she revealed her tale of woe and squeamishness. It all started when Ashford found a small object in her bathroom one day.
“When I entered the bathroom I was greeted by a sweet citrus smell,” Ashford wrote.
Ashford fell in love with the scent of this lumpy object, that seemed much like a bar of soap.
“I picked it up and held it to my nose breathing the scent in,” she wrote on her blog. “The smell of fresh grapefruit in a perfectly silent house is just short of heaven I believe.”
It looks like a dried apricot to me, which also smell awesome.