Um. Get thee to thy doctor!
End the Mystery
The following day, one of Ashford’s kids “emerged from the guest bathroom pressing the bar to her lips and breathing deeply, saying, ‘This is my favorite. I love the way this smells.’”
“I know!” Ashford exclaimed. “What IS that?”
Apprarently one of her children “found it in the boys’ bathroom at Tae Kwon Do and brought it home.”
Not That Kind of Dessert…
“It wasn’t some upscale boutique $15 soap I had been caressing for the last 12 hours,” Ashford exclaimed. “It was a urinal cake… A urinal cake that has been peed on my at least 1000 strange little boys that I just held against my cheek!!!!!”
Poor Ashford. At least she has a sense of humor about it!
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