Back off, Mom!
Not being allowed to go into Hot Topic, because I’d be possessed by the demons in there. (solomonsalinger)
Dangers of Chewing Gum
Not being able to chew gum with sugar. One time, my summer camp had a bubble gum blowing competition and my mother lost her S**T. It was linked to my mother’s belief that we were extremely ill, a belief that got her a lot of sympathy from other folks. (solomonsalinger)
Not allowed in a car with anyone who isn’t family. To clarify I asked her if her family could possibly give me a ride home from school since my house was the way for them and she was getting a ride home. They said no, because they don’t want anyone whose not family in the car. Then she was stuck and I offered her a ride, she said she’d ask her parents. She called and they said no because I’m not family. (H4shc4t)