They just wanted to crawl in a hole and hide
My three-year-old daughter is transitioning from Pull-Ups to underwear, so she is obsessed with them. She likes to ask her mom and sister what type of underwear they have, color, etc.
Once while in the stall in a public toilet she noticed a lady doing her business next to us and said “I LOVE your white underwear!” Then proceeded to try and look under the stall while saying “make sure you wipe good so you don’t get poop on them.” (pannathannap)
When I was five, my parents took me to Denny’s one weekend for breakfast. I have a brother 10 years older and he would often feed me lines understanding I had limited experience yet that he was pulling older brother shenanigans…
Waitress arrives and it’s my turn to order, I proudly order what my brother described as the best dish on the menu… “I’ll have the wham bam thank you ma’am slam”… Waitress stared, parents jaws dropped, brother giggling, and I didn’t comprehend the awkwardness… But my parents taught me well, so I add “Please.” (cixius)
My sister’s kid was exploring her and my brother-in-law’s room and happened upon a pair of handcuffs in a drawer. He asked her why she had handcuffs, and she told him it was because she once wanted to be a police officer.
Apparently he was quite taken with this idea and told all his friends at school and his teacher that Mommy had handcuffs from when she was almost a police officer.
That is not what the handcuffs were for. (throwaway976285)