Because resumes matter
I work in labor and delivery, a teen mom came and named her baby girl Felony. Good luck in the job market kid. (WiscoCheeses)
Well, I’m not a parent, but the child and my name is Baldeep. I’m Indian, Punjabi to be specific. It’s pronounced with the ‘a’ being silent, but you can just imagine the endless possibilities of nicknames.
Not a parent, but my parents named me Pony Holy.
Pony. F*cking. Holy.
Do you KNOW how f*cked my childhood was?! REALLY f*cked.
Their rationale was: “Oh, you were born in the year of the horse, and we wanted you to be a horse of faith and Catholicism.”
Guess what mum and fucking dad; Ponies are NOT baby horses. And I’ve had many sex and I’m not even married!!
And yes I have changed my name.
My name now is Tony. (lifesnotperfect)