What won't you tell your kids?
A Star Is Born
We’re 98% sure we have 1sts conception recorded…
Edit: just found pictures from conception of 2nd child… forgot we took them lol (thelonelyorchid)
That video would be the perfect surprise for an eventual “embarrassing mom-and-dad wedding speech” (snow_big_deal)
16 years ago I married a stripper in Vegas. Still married and the mother of all my kids. There are worst things that they will never know, but this is the one thing that directly impacted their lives. (teduni)
That im their father. Ive donated sperms once about 10 years ago. I dont want to be a dad. I was just a broke college kid. (chocotaco_man)