Kids can be so weird
Babies are so adorable, but they can be pretty messy at times. Changing diapers multiple times a day, watching them put everything in their mouths, then letting them play with their food can make you think of them a little differently.
They’re still cute, but they’re so dirty.
Then, there’s all those unexpected, irregular things that you don’t want to tell anyone about… except for maybe a doctor. These parents had to get their secrets off their chest, but they may never reveal this information to their kids.
My son accidentally killed his beloved hamster, Pongo, when he was three.
I woke up one morning and he was sitting on the couch really sad and quiet. I asked him what was wrong and he said that Pongo was sick. I looked in the cage and the thing looked totally wet and gross. It was clearly dead and I thought it had a disease or something so I wrapped it in a tea towel and put it in a cell phone box before I chucked it into the dumpster behind our apartment. He was old so I didn’t think anything of it really.
It wasn’t until bedtime that night that my son confessed to me that since Pongo looked sick he decided to bathe him to make him feel better. (izzidora)
Her first Christmas, we took her to the mall to take pics with Santa. She wasn’t scared or fussy, but she had this look on her face that said something wasn’t right.
She pooped while in his lap, and it spilled out of her diaper, out of her dress, and right onto Santa’s lap.
We don’t know how bad it was because we basically grabbed her, yelled sorry, and took off. I imagine he had to close shop for the rest of the day. (DrBairyFurburger)
My nephew LOVED getting into our litter boxes. He would eat the poo out of them with both of his hands, looooved the stuff, shoving it all into his mouth. He was about one or so? We had to turn the box around and shove it into a corner, half the time he still found his way in, waiting patiently until we were distracted somehow.
Once he even set up a distraction on purpose so he could get to the box! Eventually a baby gate had to be set up and he was not allowed past it. (thebrokenfan)