What you don't know might hurt your parents.
Growing Pains
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I saw my flip cam was missing from the table I put it on and went to look for it in my 11 year old son’s room. I checked to see if there was anything recorded and there was. He was masturbating to a magazine of mine advertising women’s clothing and underwear, and commenting about which girl he would like to “put his penis in”. I put the camera back, and when he came home I asked him to bring it downstairs if he had it. That gave him time to delete the videos, and he has no idea I am now hiding my flip cam and ladies clothing magazines. He will never know I saw his tiny boner being manipulated to images of plus sized women.
(whadahfuqies )
Milking His…
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I caught my son once pretending to milk himself into a bucket while taking a bath. He was only around four years old, so I don’t think he remembers, but he was hovering over a bucket and squeezing his penis. I asked him what he was doing and he told me he was pretending his penis was an udder and he was trying to get milk. I said okay honey and slowly closed the door. The end.
(LightninBoltsaGlowin)
Coffee Confessions
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She was conceived because I REALLY wanted an Iced Cappuccino from Tim Hortons. He didn’t feel like driving so I made him a deal. It actually ended pretty nicely in a field under a clear night sky with many many stars out.
(deadtomsdead )