I love you, but please stop
We love our boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, or wives so much, but living with them can get kind of aggravating at times. It can be downright ridiculous. Being able to withstand all of the strange habits and idiosyncrasies of another person means that you really care about them, possibly more than your own comfort. But we have to vent about our lover’s weirdness at times, and that’s exactly what these people have to get off their chest.
Not Funny, Dude
His absolutely awful Italian impersonations he obnoxiously does in public just to embarrass the hell out of me. I get so annoyed, turn bright red, sweat profusely and yell at him to stop but that just makes him yell “eyyyy linguini”, etc louder. (butt_plague)
She fills the dishwasher all wrong. It’s like she’s never played Tetris before. I get wound up when there’s a bowl on top of another bowl, does she not realise the water needs to be able to hit the dirt (snorbie)
All the Noise
He whistles, sings to the pets and repeats weird catch phrases when he comes home at midnight. Wakes me up and drives me crazy. (quickwitqueen)
That’s adorable and understandably irritating. Sounds like a guy with a lot of happiness in his heart. (aasssfault)