Everyone has their secrets.
It’s normal to not want your parents to know certain things about you. Whether it’s an embarrassing romantic mishap, a fight with a family member, or secret talents, everyone has something that they don’t exactly want to bring up to their parents.
These people have some secrets that would absolutely mortify any parent to know, and it’s probably best they never find out.
All those super cool Christmas presents I get for them are from my hard earnt money as a prostitute (Pleeasedaddy)
The truth regarding the amount of sex and drugs I did in high school.
Fun fact: I did not have sex or do drugs during high school. I wasn’t nearly cool enough for that sort of thing.
They’d be mortified at themselves, hopefully, because all through high school they accused me of having sex, doing drugs, even punished/grounded me for it and created all sorts of trust issues over it, when in reality I was innocent the whole time. They thought me saying “I don’t do that stuff” or “I’m still a virgin!” was me trying to lie and cover things up.
I don’t talk to my parents much anymore. That shit hurt. (becauseisaidso)
It’s been a long time since I looked up to them as role models. (TruthInPerspective)