Hey, baby, you're looking fine tonight
Dating isn’t easy, and it almost makes being in a relationship or just remaining single despite being lonely look appealing. Almost. Trying to meet someone you don’t even know hoping to make a love connection is difficult and stressful even though it’s supposed to be a fun time. Dating apps like Tinder and OkCupid have tried to help us by showing us who is definitely single out there, letting them tell us who they are and what they’re looking for, and there doesn’t have to be a word exchanged until you’re ready. Guesswork done. Kinda. But sometimes you see that one person in real life that you just have to talk to, and the game of trying to have a conversation that leads up to asking for a date is on.
Speaking of the dating game, when you’re the one getting hit on, it can be rather painful. That one creepy or really drunk person thinks they’ve got swagger for days and they can make anyone swoon when really they’re just all-around offensive and annoying. It’s even worse when you can’t shake them, and they just follow you around ruining your night. It makes me tense up just thinking about. These people just had to tell the world about the times creeps picked them and wouldn’t let up. And it’s not pretty.
Female here. I worked at a fast food place in high school and one night a couple of nasty looking guys with long, greasy hair came through the drive thru. Slowly looking me up and down as I handed over their food, the driver leered, “So how about we wrap you up in a to-go box and take you home with us?”
Worst and creepiest pick up line for me, all in one. (redditmethat)
Chicken and Fornication
I was at Daytona Beach for spring break. A guy (28) and his brother (30) started chatting up my and my friend at 10 am on the beach when we were getting our sleep on.
After some awkward talking, they leave to get food and come back and there is more awkward talking. There is a lul in the conversation and he says:
“Hey why don’t we go get a bucket of chicken and a hotel room.”
WTF? I look at my friend and at him and just say ‘What?’ he follows with:
“You know go have some sex, eat some chicken, throw the bones on the floor, have some more sex.”
I didn’t even know what to say, so I said well my friend is a vegetarian. without missing a beat, he lets me know we can grab a fruit bowl “you know watermelon, grapes and shit.” Then I just said, “no, I am not going to do that.” Eventually they left. (legs)
What can I say? The man has a high standard of living. (Boco)
I was on the receiving end of: Him: Do you want to have sex with me?” Me: no him: Why not? You could use the practice. (dove4med)