Hey, baby, you're looking fine tonight
I witnessed this last weekend at a coffee shop.
She/Her=an attractive college student with a low-ish cut top. The only employee at the coffee shop. He/Him=socially akward, moreso than i am. . .
So I was sitting there, and He walks up to Her. I was listening to their conversation. He starts out alright, then he dives right into what women want to hear:
Him: Have you ever played Final Fantasy 7?
Her: I don’t play video games.
Him: Well, then you definitely have to try Final Fantasy 8.
Her: Uh. . .
I had to run away to keep from laughing. When I came back he was still talking to her, but she had her arms crossed over her chest trying to cover her top. She had nowhere to go. [deleted]
When I worked at a gas station, there were two gamer-boys who lived near by. They would come to my store about every 2 hours for more Mountain Dew and chips. I liked the talkative, confidant one, who always had funny stories to tell, but his friend, the shy, gawky one definitely had a crush on me. One day, funny guy and I are talking when, out of nowhere, shy guy, standing 3 feet away from me, blurts out,
“Do you like, like, hanging out and stuff?” [deleted]
So did it work?! (Testikall)
I was walking down the street, in the middle of December, hands stuffed in my peacoat, walking behind a young man who looks pretty paranoid. He finally stops and asks,
“Do… Do you have a gun?”
I pull my hands out of my pocket and shrug. No, no gun.
“Oh. Do you have any weed?”
“Nope dude, sorry.”
“Oh. Do you have a boyfriend?”
Priorities man, priorities. (MittyMandi)