Why don't you love me?!?!
“Crazy” is a word that gets thrown around A LOT when it comes to talking about ex lovers. And often this has to do with jealousy. We can all agree that extreme jealousy is quite off-putting. It’s something all genders can experience, and it’s usually based off insecurity: If you trusted your partner and were confident in your relationships, why would you flip out over someone else? These Redditors tell actual stories of their past boyfriends and girlfriends who were a little… um… ridiculous with their levels of jealousy.
Caught on Reddit
i had to delete my old reddit account for this one.
6 months after we had broken up (she had gotten smashed at a party with over 300 people from my life, and zero from hers – a recipe for disaster – and when it took me over 10 minutes to go get her another beer – after all I did know a lot of people there and hadn’t seen them in ages – she erupted in the living room smashed a bottle and started screaming about ‘sluts and whores’ and told me she was leaving. she had my keys and my wallet in my car so i followed her out to get them, she won’t give them to me, not at all, so I grab the keys from her hand. she then starts hip checking me to get me away from her door – again just going for my wallet, i had witnesses – and bounces off me and lands face first on the pavement, starts screaming “YOU BROKE MY NOSE YOU ASSHOLE” and blood is all over the pavement. subsequent court date, which she lorded over my head with gems like “i don’t think you’re sorry enough” and a version of the story that matched NO ONE ELSE’S and threatening to have me thrown in jail. subsequent restraining order when after the court date i cut off communication and blocked her number – she was calling me NON STOP every single night, and when I’d answer she’d shout some filth and hang up, or accuse me of banging some slut. she shows up at my parents house when i was watching it for them and beats the F*** out of their front door with a maglite because she assumes that the car next door is a cleverly disguised female visitor of mine. no, it’s the f***ing neighbors…)(longest parenthetical ever) i posted my story to someone’s discussion of female craziness.
she found me on reddit, utterly flipped out, threatened to sue me or some craziness and flooded the account with angry messages. I deleted.
she’s since moved across the country, and has found my musical alterego now (i really have NO IDEA how she found it, there’s no connections). it’s now over 9 months since we originally broke up, and she still often sends me runs of emails (28 a minute) with the subject line, “HELLO?” or calms down and sends me a long one claiming she’d always been nice to me, hasn’t been harassing me TOO bad, and why can’t we just get along?
she has cornered my friends in bars demanding to know my sexual status. she has left me threatening voicemails from random numbers i hadn’t blocked yet at every stage since our LONG ago breakup.
i don’t get it anymore. she’s a super fox, and she’s in LA, and has a history of dating older men: seems to me like that would be the best environ for her to get the f*** over it, but NO DICE. it makes me laugh at this point, but my legal fees were no joke.
EDIT: some of her behavioral gems: it was OK to watch porn, and she actually got off on it too. One night, she was using my laptop while I was outside smoking with a friend. I start getting phone calls and I tell my friend he better clear out. TOO LATE, she comes out, flailing my computer around with one hand, and like 300 windows of porn open, all going at once, full volume, and starts screaming at me. Apparently it wasn’t that I was watching porn, but the kind of girls i was watching. how crazy is that. “so you like white trash sluts? you like latinas?” yes. yes, i do.
she also slowly pieced together my password from observing me, and used it to read ALL of my old emails and to send my exes messages on facebook saying ‘WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE F*** OFF’
funny part was, half of them responded, “oh hey, f_____, is your boyfriend around?”
i should also say that this was a very quick unraveling. [deleted user]
I had been having a secretive casual sex relationship with my roommates mom for a while but we hadn’t done anything in a while at this point. I had recently started dating a new girl and things were progressing well. One night I went with my roommate to one of the local bowling alleys because we were going to meet my girlfriend and some of her friends for some drinks. Well, his mom showed up to watch him bowl while we were all hanging out at the bar. Turns out that she got pissed, told me that I was an ass for being there because I should know that she was going to be there. So shortly after this exchange she went over to our house while we were still out (she had a key because she did my roommates laundry from time to time) and went through my room trashing anything that she had ever given me, dumped some of my bottles of alcohol, and left some of her clothes in my room and in my bed. She did all this in hopes that me and my girlfriend would go back to my place and she would find all this stuff, think I was cheating on her and break up with me. It’s a good thing that we ended up going back to my girlfriends house that night and I went back to my house the next morning alone. I found out what happened and confronted her about it, she admitted that she did it in hopes of breaking up my girlfriend and I.
I later found out that she had left some clothes behind at the house a couple of other times before this instance, in hopes of doing the same thing. My roommate and I had previously just dismissed the clothing as a byproduct of some of our parties though because neither of us could figure out who they were from. [deleted user]
Video Games > Girlfriends
I had a psycho ex girlfriend…
One day, I’m hanging out with my two friends in my buddies room. They had their new girlfriends over and me. (5 people total). They were sitting on the bed yapping about what the plan was (I think we were gonna go to the beach). I was playing Sega Genesis (can’t remember the game, and yes, that long ago!)… And in walks my “girlfriend”. For some reason, when she walked in she saw “Orgy” and stormed out before saying anything to anyone… Well, I didn’t want to “die” in my game, so I continued to play, not really wondering why she stormed off.
About 10 minutes later we decide to go up to the store to pick up some smokes. We walk outside and my car is covered in writing. Things like “Cheating f***er” “Dickhead” “Asshole” “Manwhore” etc… etc… All in multiple colors of lipstick and s***. I couldn’t believe another human being would snap like that at the smallest thing… Let’s get something clear… there was no orgy, nor naked people, nor anyone engaging in pornographic activity at all. Another thing, I’ve never cheated on a girl in my life. I think it’s mean, and I’m not mean.
I wish I was smart enough to end it right then and there… but the pussy was good, and I hadn’t learned not to stick my dick in crazy yet. F*** that bitch… SO glad I haven’t talked nor seen her in 15 years. (madwickedguy)