Kids can clown kids for literally anything
To steal a line from John Mulaney, children are the best at finding the thing you don’t like about yourself and putting it on display. They are precise laser beams of bullying, cutting to your least favorite attributes and using them to tear you down.
So when a Reddit user asked the internet what they were bullied for in school, the answers revealed that children can make other children feel like garbage about absolutely anything.
Don’t believe us? Just check out these former kids who were ruthlessly teased for…
Getting a Buzz Cut
“Once I got a buzz cut and the token bully said my head looked like a scrotum. Then, Scrotum Head was born.” (MovieMann)
“Eating grass in elementary school.
It wasn’t grass, Emily. They’re wood violets and are valid salad greens.”(Neko)
Wearing a Sweater
I have blonde hair and wore a yellow sweater to school one day. My bully said she had style because she doesn’t wear clothes the same color as her hair like I do. She also made fun of me because I had acne and said my face looked like “connect the dots.” (Peanutbuttterpandapuf)