Wrong place, wrong time. We’ve all heard this saying before, but what exactly does it mean? Sometimes it refers to truly dangerous situations, sometimes it’s not as bad. Almost always, it comes down to sheer bad luck. Why did we have to be at that exact place at that exact time? What if I’d left the house just a second later? What if I never went at all? Once in a while, however, our bad luck can lead to truly hilarious scenarios.
Having intimate relationships is just about as natural as it gets. We all have urges. After all, it’s the reason we’re all here, so we’ve been doing it since the beginning of time! Unfortunately, some us can’t wait until we get to private place to do the deed. WE NEED IT NOW! Sexual acts in public come with risks… which is exactly why some people prefer it! Maybe that’s part of the thrill, but not when you actually get caught like these anonymous people did. Just when they thought they were safe, or nobody was nearby, or their door was locked, life stepped in to embarrass them. Their humiliation is our humor!
Have you ever been walked in on? Or maybe you’ve walked in on someone else…? Read these hilarious encounters of people who were caught in the act. They’ll certainly never forget it and neither will we! Let us know your own story after!
Old dogs, new tricks
“My boyfriend’s grandparents walked in on us. Doing it doggy style.”
Now this has GOT to be a shocker, let’s just hope their old hearts could take it. Considering they’d only probably ever done it missionary, who knows just what they both think upon walking through that door. Heck, maybe it gave them some ideas!
3 weeks ago I woke up to an empty house… or so I thought. It was so f*cking silent you could have heard a pin drop.
Anyway I decide to whip out the ‘ol fleshlight, find a good video on youporn, and sit buck-a$$ [email protected] on my bed with my bedroom door wide open. Mind you, the volume was on full blast. I mean, why the hell not?
After waxing the carrot for, oh…30-40 minutes, I clean up my mess and promptly take a shower. As I’m drying off I hear my mom coughing downstairs. My heart skips a beat.
“Mom?…”, I call out, “…Did you just get home?”
“Oh, no dear, I’ve been home the whole time.”
My heart sinks into my stomach.
I inch out of the bathroom and go check my phone. There’s a missed text. From my mom. Sent 20 minutes beforehand.
The single sentence contained within will haunt me til the day I die. It read: “Not to scare u, but I am home.”
She knew. She totally f*cking knew. (gshock37)
Dude, you ALWAYS clear the house before [email protected] off with the volume up.
What an amateur. [deleted user]
Keep it secret, keep it safe.
“While hooking up with best friend’s little brother, their dad walked in on us. And he was [email protected] She will never know.”
Behind your best friend’s back? Now half her family is in on the secret and knows… I wonder if dad was proud of his boy or if that “best friend” was ever allowed back into the household…