Life: Then vs. Now
“A Long Time Ago…”
Just think, if Lucas never jumped on the CGI bandwagon, we would never have been put through the traumatizing experience of Jar Jar Binks… unfortunately you can’t blame green screens for young Anakin Skywalker and Natalie Portman’s acting in Episode I.
“Inverse Property of Consumerism”
You ever think that cell phones only got smaller because our pants got tighter? This hits too close to home each Thanksgiving when putting my iPhone in my pocket is like stuffing a brick into a condom.
At least we’re moving away from singing ‘the birthday song’ with each passing year. More and more people are getting sick of that tradition and I’d rather some guy from my high school, who I haven’t spoken to in 15 years, enthusiastically type the three letters “hbd” on Facebook than have people corner me in a room and chant that A-tonal garbage.