How can you pack cute and clever into a first message?
“Hey Dina, do you like hang gliding?”
“Never tried it before but sure why”
“I would love to see a Dina soar”
“Is that supposed to be funny?”
“I thought it was Dina mite.”
“My name is Muhua, can you come up with a personalized pick up line?”
“Did you know Muhua is an anagram for ham”
“Oh wait, it doesn’t work. I have to take u out first”
Clearly, Nathan is a very special guy, and he’s got some stipulations for his lady.
“Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 tamagotchi’s. Looking for someone to bring to family events so they’ll stop thinking something’s wrong with me.”