These folks are not the sharpest knives in the drawer...
We’ve all dated that person. You know the one – the one that you thought was cool and normal until they said something…well, shockingly dumb. Sometimes it’s a fluke, but these folks seem pretty convinced that their significant others were past the point of no return. Check out some of the stupidest things these Redditors have heard from people they’ve dated (and here’s to hoping none of us made it onto the list)!
How old was she?
When she flipped out because her third grader came home with “erect” on a spelling list and was on the verge of calling the school. She honestly had lived her entire life not knowing “erect” had any other use aside from describing a penis. (Iscariot-)
When the regret sets in…
When he tried to make me feel like an idiot for contradicting his statement that there are two 12s on a clock. Did the whole annoyed, “Have you even ever looked at a clock, Bread? There is a 12 at the top and a 12 at the bottom!” I just stared at him an let it slowly sink in.
This was last week and I’ve been married to this idiot for 3 years. (TheBreadSmellsFine)
When she pointed up at a bluish star and sincerely asked “is that Earth?” (RevolPeej)