'Cosmopolitan' imagines Ross Geller's Instagram and it's exactly what you'd expect.
Ross Geller sucks. Like, he is the actually worst. He is the epitome of a “nice guy.” But like, “nice guy” in quotes because he’s actually a terrible guy.
He’s the kind of guy who complains about the “friend zone.” He’s the kind of guy who laments how girls never like him, even though actually treats all the women in his life like props. Yeah, he was going to drink the fat, but, come on! Ross knew Rachel was going to stop him before it touched his lips. I mean, really… God, he just sucks so much.
So yeah, he’s all of that. He’s also the kind of guy that we would all totally hate-follow on Instagram.
Unfortunately for us, Friends went off the air in 2004, before smart phones or social media could really become a part of the story. Thankfully, though, the good people over at Cosmopolitan have imagined what the OG f**kboi’s Instagram feed would be like, and it’s just as infuriating/amazing/hilarious as you’re imagining!
10/10, perfect profile.
Unagi expert. And the username: RedRoss.
Amazing. You know that if Ross had a profile he would use a nickname he gave to himself to glorify how violently he lost his temper when someone cut him in line to see ‘Dances With Wolves.’
It’s too real.
Yeah. This is right.
He’s definitely the kind of guy who would post pictures from the museum all the time and then be upset when nobody liked them. He’d then go like the posts himself to get the count up, but he wouldn’t realize that we can all see that he liked his own post.
The Holiday Armadillo
This would be one of Ross’s only posts with enough likes to get just a count rather than the names of everyone who liked it. But the people who liked it don’t actually “like” the photo, they are just trying to encourage Ross to spend more time with his son through the only thing that he cares about: public praise.