Get a load of this guy!
I once had to go into a clinic to have a test done. The nurse led me to a little room and handed me little cup. There was no porn so I found it a bit of a let down but I was able to pull it off regardless. I left the little room and handed the nurse the cup and she gave me to most wicked look.
mfw it was a urine test (Delta_Jax)
No “Occupied” sign?
Not a worker, but my wife and I used a fertility specialist to have our first child.
First day of our “procedure” I go in and am supposed to be the first person in the whack off room to deposit my specimen for insemination.
The nurse walks me back and tries to open the door and it is locked. She complains about how the door always somehow locks itself and gets the keys. She never knocked.
Luckily for me, the door swung out towards me instead of away because as soon as she unlocked it all I can hear is a guy yelling “Excuse me!!” Over and over.
The nurses face turns red, she says on my gosh I am so sorry and closes the door. She looks at me and covers her mouth and I start cracking up. She tells me that no one was supposed to be in there and has me wait in a chair down the hall.
A few minutes later a guy comes out and walks past me. He is blushing bright red and out of sorts. I just sit there and say nothing as he exits and the nurse come back and say “oh my gosh, that has never happened before”. They go in and do whatever cleaning they do and take me in there.
Before she closes the door I made sure to tell her to remember that I was in there and to knock before unlocking the door. (Swiftraven)
Not a sperm bank worker, but I donated sperm for an andrology study. In the wanking room, the nurse pointed out the chair, a blanket (who the f**k needs a blanket to jerk off?), and a table with porn in the drawers. Once she left, I opened the drawer to check out the porn. There was penthouse, playboy, maxim, a black men’s magazine, and a Businessweek magazine. Apparently, some guys use Businessweek for jerking material. [deleted user]