Get a load of this guy!
I worked at an actual sperm bank. Probably the most awkward it got was when we surveyed the guys to see what porn they preferred. I had to sort through all the responses to figure out what porn we should buy next to out into the rooms. I learned about every weird sexual preference of these guys that I had a pretty good rapport with. The weirdest was when someone wanted specifically red headed lesbian porn, being a redhead girl I now realized why he always made sure to say hi to me (along with a creepy stare) before going into the room to donate. (microyogigal)
That’s gotta be the worst thing about a pretty woman working at a sperm bank, knowing that you are “motivation”. (microyogigal )
Whisper to it
When one guy asked me, “How do I get the sperm out?”. [deleted user]
Comes in handy
Prior to medical school I worked at a fertility clinic. One of my Friday jobs was to page through our pornography selection to make sure that there were no sticky pages. There was many a discarded magazine in my tenure there… (BananasMD)