Childhood = Ruined
Ahh, Disney World. “The happiest place on Earth,” right? Well, yeah, maybe. But not in the way you thought of it as a kid! Apparently the people who work at Disney Parks get wild… and I mean really wild. Here are some stories from former Disney employees that are sure to change the way you see the Magic Kingdom!
Not Disney World, but I have a friend who worked in costuming at Disneyland and she would get the bike shorts back from some of the cast members with jizz stains on them.
Since then she’s never taken their venue again. (TheAaronMike)
Not exactly NSFW, but a scuba instructor I had once told me that before accepting a job as “water Goofy” on a Disney cruise (Goofy that hangs out in the pool), he had to agree that, in the event that he starts drowning, he is to be carried away before lifeguards remove his costume (so as not to upset the children of course). CPR wouldn’t be performed on scene. (corrugated_symphony)
Belle in the Wild
Most I ever saw was Belle, in her bloomers, smoking a cigarette and yelling at her boyfriend on the phone (BrokeBellHop)