Taking the High Road
Smoking herbs is one of the best ways to either get a good story out of someone or to see a good story in the making. From all the things they thought they were doing to the dumbest things that they actually did, it’s always entertaining.
These Reddit users decided to share their dumbest moments while they were high. From waiting for a stop sign to change color to trying to feed inanimate objects, they’re quite the read. You thought you did dumb things last time you were blown away? Think again. These are some pretty stupid experiences.
I can fix that
“Someone’s bike came apart near me when I was walking after smoking. Prior to this I had worked for a year assembling shitty bikes for Walmart so I thought I’d come to this person’s aid. I went up to her a told her: “I repair bikes, I’ve got this”. And after 15 minutes of taking more of the bike apart I realized that I did not, in fact got this. I stood up said: ” I’m sorry, there is nothing more I can do” and left.” (jesseandthepussyrats)
Too Much Trust
“Got high in Colorado at a speakeasy (weed lounge) while there a girl told me about how her phone was running slow. Working for a phone company I know we can clear cache (background files) and it usually speeds things up. She trusted me and passed her phone over. Instead of clearing cache I wiped her phones memory by mistake. I swiftly gave her the phone back and proceeded to tell her to wait 5 minutes then turn it on. I left and haven’t been back to that speakeasy again.” (Cjr0420)
Light the Way
“Using my phone as a light to look for my phone.” (Is_it_kosher)