Better than "your mom"
School teaches you a lot of useless things you won’t use in the future. While things like critical thinking and problem solving are integral to having a career, school doesn’t teach you how to be funny or charming: Which are almost as important for making friends and networking. Some kids are more insightful and clever than others and use this to their advantage. Check out these funny student responses that go against the grain.
Let’s Be Fair
On a maths paper with the question.
Tom and Dave play a game with a six sided spinner. Tom spins the spinner 200 times. these are the results.
1 – 30 2 – 32 3 – 59 4 – 31 5 – 28 6 – 20
Is this fair?
he replied ‘No, he didn’t let Dave have a go’ (Qujam)
Bully on You
Early primary school biology test. What is a name for a male cow? Answer: Bruce (Bluebird_83)
Science Is a Breeze
Question: What changes could you implement to make the heating device more efficient at increasing the temperature of the water?
Answer: Heat the water during the day so the warmth from the sun also contributes to heating the water (NicoRosbot)