Better than "your mom"
Year 4 maths. Last question on first page. Circle the odd numbers. Kid also circled the page number below the list of numbers. Extra point awarded. (alfiejs)
Less Than Jesus
English teacher in Japan, the students were to finish the sentence “I can’t stand…” And someone wrote “I can’t stand on water” (confused_koma)
A Blazing Answer
Chemistry test: “Why shouldn’t you smoke at a petrol station?”
“You might get cancer.” (benoliver999)