Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
An adult entertainment company found the perfect way to help their customers learn a new language. The models, who are now teaching their native tongue to paying customers, will help clients speak to them more fluently while they’re interacting on a webcam… but it brings to mind that scene from the 1995 Adam Sandler movie Billy Madison.
If you didn’t see the film, Billy has to repeat all 12 grades of school to earn the right to run his father’s Fortune 500 company. To make things easy, Billy enlists the help of his beautiful third-grade teacher Veronica Vaughn to help him study. To make things even easier, she takes off a piece of clothing every time he answers a question right.
Billy’s study session with Veronica has been the ultimate fantasy for adult males in school ever since.
Now that the internet has revolutionized the way we communicate with each other, including ladies who are willing to strip in front of the webcam for a fee, that very fantasy has come to life. The sexy streaming service CamSoda tweaked their technology to allow their patrons to learn just like Billy.
A New Way to Learn
CamSoda’s vice president Darren Press commissioned the creation of the service in 2014. The pay-for-play site is also the creator of live, interactive adult shows for virtual reality headsets, simulated fellatio using interconnected devices, and a scent-dispensing device called the “OhRoma.”
CamSoda boasts that they’ve got 10,000 happy customers, but it’s not certain whether they’ve mastered their chosen languages yet. Darren said about their language lessons, “Everyone has had a crush on their teacher at some point or another, whether it be Veronica Vaughn, Jess Day, the hot teacher in Van Halen’s ‘Hot for Teacher’ music video or one you had growing up. We’re letting our fans live out their ultimate fantasy while, simultaneously, learning a new language.”
Translation of Love
Darren continued, “Unlike current translation offerings, which can be quite monotonous, Language Lessons will motivate users to keep coming back for more. There is no set curriculum or regimented structure. We encourage our users to explore at their own pace. I can assure you that all of our models are amenable to rewarding good linguists with the removal of clothing… or… well… that’s for them to decide.”
The ladies providing the language classes will take everything off for their students. They do more depending on the rate that the students are willing to pay them. Customers don’t even have to do well in their lessons. They can translate everything that the teacher is saying using CamSoda’s innovative translation technology.
Sharing the Native Tongue
The teachers will instruct their students about basic conversation words with seductive words thrown in. Model Alice Gomez is happy to provide Spanish lessons to interested parties. She said about the new service, “I’m especially excited to teach my fans Spanish. I’ve been bilingual my entire life and am excited to share my native tongue with my fans. Rather than learn Spanish from some generic app, my fans can have a casual conversation with me, which is especially conducive to learning a new language.”
Darren is quite happy with his new service and feel like it will open up cultural boundaries in ways that have yet to be done. He said, “We understand that learning a new language can be quite cumbersome and programs like Rosetta Stone are far too cookie cutter and expensive. With Language Lessons, users can interact with an intelligent model who is equally beautiful as she is a cunning linguist.”
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