People really should shut their blinds
With high-rise buildings and skyscrapers being built so often, more and more windows need to be washed. Lucky for those who are brave enough to dangle dozens of stories above the ground, they get more than a salary and job satisfaction… They get a front-row view of what really goes on behind closed doors and open curtains.
Offices aren’t too interesting until some lusty coworkers stay after hours for some interoffice romance time. Apartments can be quite mundane until the occupant sees you and gives you a personal show. Then there are the people who are just plain weird and don’t mind letting their freak flag fly when they’re in the comfort of their own homes.
These window cleaners have seen some… things.
Don’t jump on the bed
I worked on swing stages doing concrete finishing and I once saw a grown man jumping on his bed in his tighty whities. I wasn’t even shocked. He just looked like he was having so much fun. (smartlikefox)
Me and my partner were almost done with our shift as it become close to dark. As we get to this one room, it was oddly brighter. When we reach it, we find a group of people in animal costumes rubbing and smacking each other. The room was full of glitter on the floors and had a bunch of rainbow type stuff sprayed on the walls. We wanted to finish quick.
As we started descending they caught us and gave us what looked like sharp looks, but we couldn’t tell because of the wolf heads and animal heads and bodies they had on. We booked it and told the front desk what was up. After they checked it out they got back to us and told us they kicked them out [because they] damaged the room. (McFellezJr)
Cleaning a ritzy hotel with a lounge on the 18th floor. Lounge hostess hands me a cookie through the window on a napkin. I eat it, drop down to clean the bottom half of the window and then hear her ask me if she can take the napkin for me.
I look up to hand it to her and realize I’m staring straight up her dress. She realizes too and backs away from the window so I have to kind of awkwardly reach up to hand her the napkin which she awkwardly kind of bends forward to retrieve without bringing herself back into view. I kind of felt like just cutting my ropes and ending it there… but they were some pretty panties. (jonglehopper)