Some things just don't exist on the outside
“Making lollipops, burritos, and ‘donkey d**ks’ out of the commissary items.
You take a lot of cosmic brownies and all the chocolate candy you can get your hands on. Smash the brownies completely flat on a piece of plastic wrap. Add the candy in layers and smash it down as well.
Then using the plastic wrap, roll it up into a log and use hot water to melt it all together.
We got in trouble for ‘misuse of commissary items’ for this one when a new deputy didn’t understand the purpose…
I still love Jolly Ranchers and jailhouse burritos (ramen, chips, any extras like Slim Jims) on the outside.” (F***SeizureSalads)
Lollipop and Burrito
“You wrap the Jolly Ranchers with plastic wrap and dip it in hot water. You usually burn your hands doing this as it takes forever.
[The burritos are] ramen, chips, and any extra things you might have. You crunch up the ramen, pour it in a bag of crunched up chips (the better you crush them up, the better it is), then add hot water to about the top of the mix, and roll up the bag tight and place the thing in the ramen cup.
As it cooks, it forms into a burrito shape.” (F***SeizureSalads)
“The structure. It helped tremendously with my OCD, anxiety and believe it or not, depression. Knowing when I was going to eat, shower, sleep, exercise and the like, was very helpful for me personally.” (Grampsa)