That just happened
Unless you’ve decided to head out to the woods and live a solitary existence, you’re living among other people in a society. We’re all in close quarters together, so we see all of the weird things that people like to do. I don’t know if they just don’t care about how they look, if they’re trying to creep you out, or if they know not what they do, but these souls certainly got a lot more than they bargained for when they were just minding their own business. People can be so strange sometimes.
A Mind of Its Own
Saw a disabled man’s mobile scooter brakes fail and him bulldoze through an entire Tim Horton’s. He was obliterating tables and shoving people aside and the chaos ended with him pinning a table of two against the wall with a young couple looking terrified and trapped. I felt so awful for him because he was so embarrassed and was just yelling “sorry” as he mowed down tables but it was also ridiculously funny.(megawalelord)
I was parked at a gas station in this little rural town in Georgia. This guy that was covered head to toe in dirt knocked at my window. When I cracked it open, he asked me if I wanted to buy a cabbage. He wanted three bucks for it. I handed him a five, but he didn’t have any change. I told him I wasn’t worried about it. It was a nice looking cabbage, but I live on the road, and don’t have use for it, so I just chucked it in the garbage can. (nightandshade)
I was driving along a road in North Carolina in 2009 when an absolutely drop dead gorgeous completely naked woman ran (with no regard for her safety) through traffic directly in front of me. I immediately assumed she was in trouble and escaping a situation of danger. It was then that I looked in the direction she was running from, only to see 15 police officers in pursuit. I looked in my rearview mirror just in time to see her get dropped by a taser in the median. I never found out what she’d done, but judging by the gigantic grin on her face it seemed worth it. (pauliesfreakin)