These teachers just couldn't take it anymore
The Teacher’s Fault
I was a chaperone on a school trip. We took the kids to an amusement park. I had a great time riding with the kids. We were supposed to meet up at a certain time but I wanted to ride just one more ride. The kids insisted that we get to the meeting spot but I talked them out of it. I said, “You’re with a chaperone. How can you get in trouble?”
After the ride, we headed to the meeting spot where the other teachers congratulated me on finding the missing kids. The kids got chewed out for being late & I was the hero. Always felt terrible about that. (good_sandlapper)
Boy in my class (lets call him Ben) kept asking if we could learn about fire. Every lesson, several times a lesson. Other pupils got fed up with him, TA got fed up with him, I got fed up with him. I told him “If you ask once more if we can learn about fire, we will have a test on the last day of term before Christmas.” He did ask.
Last lesson before holidays, class turns up, there are tests on every desk but one. I send Ben to the science technicians to get another test and a short weight. While he is gone, I tell the rest of the class that we are not going to do the test, but they must pretend as we are playing a trick on Ben. Ben comes back with the test and a small weight, test starts. No one is writing a word but Ben.
Class finally gives the game away when they can no longer stop themselves from laughing. Ben had struggled his way through half the test in the time gone. I came clean to Ben about the test and the short weight/wait. We then watched a Christmas movie. (spurkerthelurk)
Boy comes into my class wearing a Halloween mask. Obviously wanting me to react. I don’t. I completely ignore it. Start teaching lesson as normal. After about 10 minutes, he reaches up to take it off. I say to him “No, Callum. Keep it on.” He pauses “What?” he says. “You wanted to wear it, you wear it. Its that or a detention.” He keeps it on for the rest of the lesson.
At the end of the lesson, I let him take it off. His face is bright red and sweaty as the mask was too tight. (spurkerthelurk)