The weddings went terribly wrong
You can plan for months, even years, making sure that everything is perfect down to the last detail. All of the bills are paid, the problem guests said they’ll stay away, and pesky children are barred. Your wedding will go on with no problems whatsoever, right? Well, maybe. Fate has a way of intervening, doesn’t it? All hell breaks loose. The groom gets drunk, the food is making people sick, and fists get thrown before the coveted bouquet.
Hopefully you can avoid wedding day calamity at your own special event, but these people had to deal with some crazy stuff when they, or their loved ones, walked down the aisle.
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My mother in law handed out an EP that my now sister-in-law made to as many guests as she could. and she threw a fit in the middle of the dance floor later that night because I didn’t let her daughter sing with the band or karaoke. Her exact words were, “How dare you make today all about you.” It was MY wedding day. (mrsmx)
Groom Gone Wild
The groom got so drunk that he straight disappeared from the reception. It got real awkward when it was time for the wedding to be over. The venue was kicking us out, and the bride and groom were supposed to take off in their vintage car and drive off to their honeymoon suite. The music went off, lights went on, and it turned into the guests searching for the groom.
My husband finally found him in the parking lot basically face down on his lips. He helped him back into the wedding which was basically the most awkward walk of shame past the bride’s glaring dad and grandfather. The groom was too drunk to drive; bride’s grandfather drove them to the hotel suite.
The bride later told me that when they got in the room, her new husband passed out cold on the bed, and she had to wander the halls in her wedding dress looking for someone to unhook her dress for her so she could get out of it. (RubyShyne)
There was like an eight-year-old boy who had loads of confetti in his hand so I didn’t think much of it. Turns out he thought it was sugar paper and ate all of it. He then proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere through the middle of the ceremony. Was one of the funniest and most disgusting moments of my life. (theorangepanda99)