They can't unsee this...
Doctors for some reason have the weirdest computers. Maybe because they’re desensitized to normal humor or human interaction. A friend that was working on one in particular said that every icon on the desktop was of Emmanuel Lewis, you know, Webster.
His background too. His picture folder was filled with pictures of Webster too. Super creepy, but technically not illegal. (C_deltahouse79)
The inside of a heavy smokers computer is beyond disgusting. It creates a fine orange-ish film that coats every single internal component, smells wretched, and will become a noxious cloud if you try and blow it off. Just go outside to smoke. Seriously. (Lt_Col_Anguss)
Trail of Breadcrumbs
I used to work in IT support for a hospital. One of the PAs said her computer wasn’t typing properly anymore. Called up, swapped out the keyboard and took the ‘defective’ one back to the office.
On examination (and after discretely chatting with one of her colleagues) what we found was years like genuinely years of food particles under the keys. So many crumbs from hundreds of break time muffins and sandwiches had been dropped under the keys and compacted by typing that they couldn’t be removed without a screwdriver and serious effort…
We just dumped it into the medical waste incinerator. (bravozuluzero)